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IM RECHARGING NOW
COMPLETELY ABSOLVED OF PARENTHOOD
bECAUSE IT DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT
THERE ARE NO BABIES HERE
THOSE EGGS ARE NOT MINE
GOODNIGHT
ohmnommotherfuckers:
choochoomotherslagger:
ohmnommotherfuckers:
TRAIN. BUDDY. PAL.
…
HONEYTRAIN.
ASTROBOOBOO.
DO YOU REALLY THINK WE GIVE TWO SHITS HOW EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT?
…
……..
i dont want to know how you guys do it differently than other, normal mechs
… is this where the eggs come in
WE THIIIIIIIIIINK THE ONE’S ON THE LEFT ARE YOUR’S.
MAYBE.
FIVE MECHS, THREE BUGS, AND A HUMAN MAKE IT A BIT HARD TO TELL.
It’s all a guessing game until they hatch, really…
I REFUSE ALL RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR WEIRD SPONTANEOUSLY APPEARING EGG THINGS
codenamesilas:
choochoomotherslagger:
oh i know
im just puttin it out there
if you ever wanna leave the train station, you fucking cant
me n you? like optimus n fraggin megatron right here, on an endless cycle of who’s gonna kill who first - except youre the shit prime. rodentimus prime, leader of nothing, a microbe. you won once, but you got lucky.
im watchin you to make sure that doesnt happen again.
“That probably would have been all the more inspiring without the metaphor. You’ve made it clear time and time again how much smaller I am than you, but that’s all you’ve got over me, mech. You can flash all of the accomplishments of your race at me, it won’t change the fact that there’s really nothing special about you. You underestimated me because of my size, but you’re still cautious around me. You won’t even come near me now. Yes, you’ll watch, train, but the thing is, you’re not going to be able to do anything about what you find.”
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i’m not scared of you
like i said, you got a lucky shot. you cheated. you couldn’t catch me on your own so you cheated - that’s hardly something you oughta be flaunting in this little game.
especially since you know i dont need to cheat to kill you or catch you.
youre right, accomplishments mean jack shit. but when it comes down to it, size DOES matter. you’re only high n mighty now cause you think you’ve chased me off.
one day, you’ll be standing there, minding your own business.
and one day, i might find this URGE to perform an orbital strike over a completely coincidental set of coordinates.
just like that, PCHOOO - all gone.
(Source: blewuptheship)
ohmnommotherfuckers:
choochoomotherslagger:
ohmnommotherfuckers:
IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT. YOU WERE THE ONE GIVING ADVICE ON SELF-CEST AND BLACKHOLES EARLIER. WHEN IT COMES TIME TO GIVE THE TALK, WE MIGHT PUT YOU IN CHARGE FOR THE HILARITY OF IT.
aha, but see
i already DID the plugs and the ports recently!
so mission accomplished
the nonexistent minibugtrain abominations that dont exist because it DOESNT WORK LIKE THAT are just gonna have to study hard and far away from me mhm
TRAIN. BUDDY. PAL.
…
HONEYTRAIN.
ASTROBOOBOO.
DO YOU REALLY THINK WE GIVE TWO SHITS HOW EVERYONE ELSE IS DOING IT?
…
……..
i dont want to know how you guys do it differently than other, normal mechs
… is this where the eggs come in
madmud2730:
bitterskyfire:
madmud2730:
I would like to note that when I imagine your Skyfire, I don’t actually see the shuttle character. I see this stupid fat marshmallow wehfire. It makes role plays both hilarious and kind of awkward.
((….you know, I should really change it to something cooler someday.
OR NOT
fatfire and derpatron
((banana train wants to play too))
