1.) You’re a terrible liar. You’re almost always involved in anything dealing with Unicron. 2.) The coffee cup liked you first, it also pestered you first. And now it’s pestering me and spilling my drinks. Make it stop.… have you tried using a sippy cup?
|also by the way does overlord's valve look like his mouth? humans have these labia thingies and they look like lips so, like, does he just have a second pair of full lips down there? and maybe teeth. and a tongue. does he have a valve mouth? totally a valve mouth. or his mouth is his valve and the spot usually taken by a vlave is actually his mouth. he has to feed himself through his robovagina. would periods be, like, him throwing up or something????|
sweetspark i think you need to lay down
maybe lay off the broken highgrade a little bit
|Could you please control your coffee cup?|
whaaat they’re not mine
not everything that’s chaos-flavored is mine, you know, that’s .. kind of weird
You’re gonna knock my helm off.
i will not
think of cybercats— not necessarily jerky decepticon cybercats
your hand is like what, the size of their entire head? cybercats aren’t scared you’ll knock their block off if you pet em
you’ll let smoketopus do it and as much as i like the kid, i’d probably expect like.. half of your audial to fall off or something after he’s done with em
Holy frag, fine, ya get one and a half pets.
TRANSFORMERS HAT GIVEAWAY
To celebrate the anniversary of the G1 cartoon and to celebrate the fact that I knit like a silly spider lady when stressed, I am giving away two hats!
This post is for the Decepticon hat! The Autobot giveaway is over here.
These hats are hand knitted with 100% acrylic yarn and a polyester felt applique. They’re pretty big and they’re like a hug on your head, and they’ve been knitted using the Capucine pattern!
It is important to note that these hats come from a cat, bird, and yeti friendly home!
- Likes and reblogs both count.
- You don’t have to be following me, but it would be nice if you did!
- Mutuals will receive an extra, lovingly knitted gift.
- No giveaway blogs, please.
- Should you win, you must have your ask box open and you must be willing to give me a valid mailing address. How am I supposed to send you these head-hugs otherwise?
- It is possible to win both hats, but only if you are actually randomly picked twice; once for each giveaway.
A winner will be randomly selected and notified via ask box or fan mail on Wednesday, October 8th.
|BUTTLE! BUTTLE! I'm, like, back to being tiny. Still Unicronny, but I'll just nibble along your wings now. And I think I can Unmake people's beverages now. A̠͙ ̯̙̹cu͝r̜̦̗̝̯se ̮̗̤̫͇͞u͕̠̣͎͞p͇͚̘͕̰̫̘o̸̠ṉ̘̣ ̮̳̣̮͟y͍̦̻o̸u̝͍r ͈̭n̳̠͈͓͈͇̲é̦̺͔̟̫͓̜x̦̣̻͚͉̗͚t̴ ̠h͚͔͍͉i͎̰͈̕g̶̱h̰̜͖̠̭̼g͕͎̦͇̰̬͘r͖̳̻̼̲͇a̡̦̯͙̲̼d҉̫͓̖e̩͞ ͖̮͈͖̲̦b͈̰̳̣̻͞a̷̱̻̟̜͍t̮̮̰̙̲ch͖̺̞̣̺̺͈.̭̼͈͇|
nooooo don’t curse thaaat
do you know how hard it is to make a 100% unique brew after millions of years of fragging around with this stuff?
it’s really, really hard
… aaand there’s a hole where my acid used to be
clearly i’m not using that in it
“If all cosmos were the same distance apart, gravity would pull them all in the same direction. They’d remain perfectly aligned, and precisely nothing would happen. Irregularity, imperfection, and lack of order in hydrogen compacts, atoms of gas gravitating away from each other, and compressed temperatures is what created our universe. Perfection in our galaxy simply does not exist. Without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist.” —Stephen Hawking
Utilize this as an analogy next time attempt to undermine your self-worth caused by fallacious and subjective standards one must meet in order to attain aesthetic appeal. Symmetric cannot be created if its source is asymmetric.