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totally-an-autobot-clone:

…. so that’s a no, then

*He doesn’t answer, just cuts the comm line.*

/on second thought that was probably a maybe/

/he feels like he needs to get a signed affidavit from smokescreen saying no harm is coming there now/

ungratefullittleshit:

bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

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Parthenophilia - Sex with virgins
Anonymous

pygophilia - sexual attraction to butts

.. what, we’re not randomly listing sex things??

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madmud2730:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Just Another Pedestrian
I feel like I got the ‘Moon-Moon’ equivalent out of this.

((they call me the functional alcoholic
train is the lonely soul
both of these fit him))

madmud2730:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

Just Another Pedestrian

I feel like I got the ‘Moon-Moon’ equivalent out of this.

((they call me the functional alcoholic

train is the lonely soul

both of these fit him))

There are times when you don’t know yourself. There are times when you don’t want to know yourself. There are times when you want to be what you have never allowed yourself to be before.

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how big is your spike?
Anonymous

less than sixteen feet, i can guarantee you that much

ask-overlord-phasesixer:

choochoomotherslagger:

ask-overlord-phasesixer:

"Are you seriously trying to one-up me when it comes to near death experiences?

I’ve been injected with thousands of nano sized explosives, so I literally exploded from the inside, out. Thankfully my spark was not damaged.

I survived a direct hit from the Autobot’s main ship artillery. 

And to top it off, my own spark is a ticking time bomb. If I teetered any closer to death, I would have self-destructed.”

… maybe

i think the self-destruct spark kinda overrules basically anything though

mine was just a one-time deal

shut up i took the rhetorical question seriously

"Well, having a self-destruct mechanism doesn’t make your experience any less painful.. it was just another precaution my Megatron took so my body wouldn’t fall into enemy hands.

 Does it still hurt? Your spark, I mean.”

yeah but like what if i’d chopped you a little closer to something vital - would we have all blown up??

sometimes

that bit’s usually just numb, like instead of healing over like i know it did it just stopped existing, but then it aches when i push myself too hard or i start thinking about.. certain things

on a different note, i remembered a thing i could have added to the onesided oneupmanship thing - i had the rust plague once

didn’t come close to dying, but a lot of stuff had to be replaced

ask-overlord-phasesixer:

choochoomotherslagger replied to your post: “Overlord burning.”:
how about having part of your spark blow right up in your chamber while everything else is blowing up around and on you?

"Are you seriously trying to one-up me when it comes to near death experiences?

I’ve been injected with thousands of nano sized explosives, so I literally exploded from the inside, out. Thankfully my spark was not damaged.

I survived a direct hit from the Autobot’s main ship artillery. 

And to top it off, my own spark is a ticking time bomb. If I teetered any closer to death, I would have self-destructed.”

… maybe

i think the self-destruct spark kinda overrules basically anything though

mine was just a one-time deal

shut up i took the rhetorical question seriously

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