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I sense that I am needed here. (BEES)
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choochoomotherslagger:

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choochoomotherslagger:

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choochoomotherslagger:

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no

no bees

bees just stopped existing right now

what happened to porn? porn is much better than bees

Bee porn!

Excellent. Tunnel of bees + erotically inhaling bees + ??? = win.

are you trying to make me cry

is this the end goal here

big blubbery shuttle tears

Well, you could suggest something else I could write, but anytime I ask you what I should write, you suggest ‘porn’. Now you’re suggesting ‘porn - bees’, which honestly is far too general because there are always other insects to shove up you. So let’s play a game. You suggest something specific for me to write, and I watch you fail to think of anything.

nothing with insects, for one

uh

fuck

wait wait wait i got it - fragging mid-flight

possibly with somebody who can’t fly

yes

Hmm.

yeah, see— much better than bees. takin’ moosetress on a joyride into the stratosphere, calming him down, then getting him worked back up~

he’d never really agree to it, i think - tanks don’t like flying much, probably why blitz was kinda weird after his upgrade

but it’d be like a test of trust or something

and he might have fun anyway

does that mean that having a threesome with you and tracks would end up in infinity orgasms?
choochoomotherslagger

displacednoble:

"We can always try to find out."

yes

yes we should

although technically i would also have to be blue to get the full effect, hmm.. maybe you two can tie me up with blue stuff?

voiceofthetitans:

choochoomotherslagger:

the grayfaces just like to watch you squirm, like.. the unicron smokescreen thing or bees. ignore em and they’ll give up?

do you need help?

So I’ve noticed..
For the most part, ignoring them seems to do the trick.

Yes please. You.. probably have more experience in this sort of thing than I do. 

The furthest I’ve gotten is writing ‘Sorry’ and then staring blankly at my datapad..

…. actually, most of my experience with damage control hasn’t gone so well

but maybe having a second pair of optics and a keen ‘this will fuck it up worse’ sense on hand will help anyway?

and then when you get frustrated we can tell metroplex stories and stuff

I sense that I am needed here. (BEES)
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bibliotecaria-d:

choochoomotherslagger:

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choochoomotherslagger:

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no

no bees

bees just stopped existing right now

what happened to porn? porn is much better than bees

Bee porn!

Excellent. Tunnel of bees + erotically inhaling bees + ??? = win.

are you trying to make me cry

is this the end goal here

big blubbery shuttle tears

Well, you could suggest something else I could write, but anytime I ask you what I should write, you suggest ‘porn’. Now you’re suggesting ‘porn - bees’, which honestly is far too general because there are always other insects to shove up you. So let’s play a game. You suggest something specific for me to write, and I watch you fail to think of anything.

nothing with insects, for one

uh

fuck

wait wait wait i got it - fragging mid-flight

possibly with somebody who can’t fly

yes

voiceofthetitans:

choochoomotherslagger:

fragging it out only works if the problem is sexual tension

or hatred that can be pushed into sexual tension

have you written a letter yet?

I don’t think interfacing would solve anything - it’s not as if I would even know how to approach the topic if it was.

The anonymous beings just seem like to try to get me to interface with Chromia, or on occasion, Starscream.

.. Er.

Sort of.

.. Not really.

the grayfaces just like to watch you squirm, like.. the unicron smokescreen thing or bees. ignore em and they’ll give up?

do you need help?

shatterscreen:

choochoomotherslagger:

well, i’d figure.. it goes into the whole, making body parts thing, except smaller and more superfluous

if they got rid of your old ones then they’ll probably get you some new ones

… i’d lend you mine but i’m kind of using them and also they’re freakin huge

True- but it requires them knowing my optics in more detail than I really want anyone to know.

I hope so. Apparently they had to, because they got “eaten up” by “nanites.” Imagine quotey fingers here. I think I would have noticed nanites eating them. But I’m going along with it, in case they’re right.

yeah, but if no one knows how your optics work, then they kind of can’t fix them

… nanites aren’t really visible

i dunno i forget about self-repair ones sometimes, and i get fragged up a lot - it could happen

maybe

I sense that I am needed here. (BEES)
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choochoomotherslagger:

image

no

no bees

bees just stopped existing right now

what happened to porn? porn is much better than bees

Bee porn!

Excellent. Tunnel of bees + erotically inhaling bees + ??? = win.

are you trying to make me cry

is this the end goal here

big blubbery shuttle tears

I sense that I am needed here. (BEES)
bibliotecaria-d

image

no

no bees

bees just stopped existing right now

what happened to porn? porn is much better than bees

voiceofthetitans:

dude what no this is clearly not a hatefrag problem

.. I’m somewhat surprised no one mentioned it sooner.

They have a habit of harassing me about interfacing with someone.

fragging it out only works if the problem is sexual tension

or hatred that can be pushed into sexual tension

have you written a letter yet?

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aren’t your medics gonna make you some?

I don’t even know how they make them. Do they know how to make them?

well, i’d figure.. it goes into the whole, making body parts thing, except smaller and more superfluous

if they got rid of your old ones then they’ll probably get you some new ones

… i’d lend you mine but i’m kind of using them and also they’re freakin huge