choochoomotherslagger replied to your post:"MOOSE. Close your optics and open your hand. And stay really, really still." Depending on whether or not he does it, the former Decepticon leader is going to get the gift of eight tiny brown jackrabbits in his hand or on his helm. Don’t ask why, just go with it."It’s rabbit day. Junior found me some rabbits." Big derpy grins counteract stupid reasoning, right? "I think he was gonna eat them, actually. But yeah. They’re seasonal. Do you like ‘em?"
"Uh huh." Said rabbits are getting some hard core ‘what the fuck am I suppose to do now?’ staring, because honestly, what is he suppose to do with tiny organic creatures?
Maybe he can just pass them off to Eve for rabbit day. Astrotrain isn’t really the type to get mad about regifting.
"…I think one just pooped on my hand." Frowning intensifies.
To be honest, he has no idea what you’re supposed to do with rabbits either. If they were made of chocolate, you were supposed to eat them. They’re brown, but probably not chocolate. Although you probably COULD still eat them..
Just going to gently scritch one with the very tip of a finger. The rabbit is quite perturbed and may have just screamed. “Yeah, they do that a lot. It’s an organic thing.”